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What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child cry about?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 01:59

What’s the funniest thing you’ve heard a child cry about?

I was the child. I cried over ASPARAGUS!!! I must have been about four, five, six the outside. I had been served some, tasted it and thought it was absolutely DIVINE! I wanted a second helping of this verdant, melt-in-the-mouth delicacy that resembled magic wands, but there was no more left in the house.

As an adult, I was in a supermarket and passed a woman with a small girl riding in the cart’s front kiddie seat. The girl was crying her heart out. I came over and asked why the little cutie was crying. The mom said that her small daughter was crying because she wasn’t getting something that she wanted. I asked what the item was, thinking it was probably a toy or some junk food or something like that. But no. It was . . . TAPE! A roll of TAPE!!!!

Same age. My mom was discussing some teenage memories with my grandmother (her mother) and I cried because I was too young to have any memories (I now have a shedload!)

How many of you have had your parental rights taken away because of lies and no truth whatsoever, and did you prove the lies that were told about you to be false either through drug testing or another way, but still had your rights taken?